This jerk (well, perhaps not this one in particular, but another stupid furry idiot who is clearly blind or doesn’t know well enough to be afraid of his shadow) has sentenced us to an early spring. Between Al Gore’s global warming and weather predicting varmints, we may never get another day of good conditions for as long as we live. Naturally, this will cause an inflation of grades, and soon, Millipede will be V7 again, meaning I won’t even have to rock climb next year to improve my 8a! Maybe Punksuthak;dflj Phil ain’t so bad after all…
I’ve been doing pretty well about getting outside, and even managed to get up to the Bald for a day of demoralizing efforts on projects that I’m not sure I’ll ever do. My efforts on sandstone lately have been much more rewarding. I finally made it up Honky Tonkin’ and Uniball at HP40, both really nice problems (despite the dirt-burgling start on Uniball) and have almost come to terms with the fact that anything harder than V4 there is impossible. I finally had my payday at Zahnd a couple weeks ago and managed to shut down all four problems that remained on my list there (The Turret, Solar Flare, Chisel Chest, and Razor’s Edge). I even remembered to bust out the camera for R.E.! My broski Dylan also managed to put it down just after me for his first of the grade. Nice work bruh! He won’t see this, because a) nobody reads my blog and b) he probably can’t read, but I feel obligated to give him a shout out anyway. Here’s a video.
In other news, it appears as if La Sportiva has discontinued the Speedsters, which is devastating. I broke down and bought a pair of futura’s. Now I’m broke, but on the bright side, Doug says I’m ready for La Dura Dura, plus my shoes match my eyes, which will no doubt have throngs of women chasing me down at the crag.
Hueco is coming up in like 6 weeks, I couldn’t be more stoked. Ready to (hopefully) put old projects down quickly and get psyched on some new ones as well. As for now, I’m feeling trashed. Need to recover and get psyched on getting strong in the coming weeks before heading to Texas!